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Welcome to Issue #685 of the Bitcoin Breakdown, where we’re excited to bring you this week’s Saturday roundup — a convenient compilation of all the past week’s sections in one comprehensive edition.
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First off, a summary of the past week’s Top Stories:
🧮 Claude Cracks the 25-Year NSA Curve Seed Mystery
📈 TD Cowen Lifts Strive Target 27% on Bitcoin Buying
🇩🇪 Deutsche Bank Readies Bitcoin Custody for Germany
🔑 AnchorWatch Opens Bitcoin Trust With Split Keys
🇬🇮 Revolut Wins Gibraltar License for Global Expansion
🛡️ BlackRock Files PBIT to Cushion Bitcoin ETF Losses
🚫 YouTube Bans Simply Bitcoin, Then Reinstates It
📊 JPMorgan Sees Bitcoin Topping Stocks and Gold
🇫🇷 French Assembly Backs Bitcoin Swap Tax by One Vote
🇫🇷 French Regulators Want Crypto Platforms Held Liable
🇿🇦 South Africa to Rewrite Its Bitcoin Border Rules
⚖️ Rodolfo Novak and Coinkite Hit With Ontario Suit
🤖 Wall Street Banks Lock Out Unvetted SI Agents
🛡️ Bitcoin Core Speeds Fixes for Easy-to-Find Bugs
📉 Chamath Palihapitiya Says a Hack Will Zero Bitcoin
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